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Landover Baptist, a sacrilegious spoof site on the Internet, carried an article titled "The Devil is in the Chimney." Though their motive is sacrilege, the obvious link from Santa to Satan is not ignored. Here's some of the article:
In October 1954, prominent St. Nicholas historian, Charles W. Jones, published an irrefutable dismantling of the historical accuracy of Irvings in the prestigious, titled, "Knickerbocker Santa Claus." Jones proved the early New Amsterdam Dutch were Reformation Dutch who believed the veneration of saints as evil heresy, especially St. Nicholas. Jones provided first-hand documents of the early Dutch that decrees "very severe" laws prohibiting any celebration of St. Nicholas. Jones added that "there is no record of anyone breaking such laws." Joness convincing analysis should be carefully examined by anyone researching the true origin of Santa. The following brief cites are from Joness convincing work:
Have a very merry Christmas Santa
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The andcharacteristics of Santa and Thor are too close to ignore.
Santa (or Satan. . . take your pick) has replaced God as the gracious giver of gifts and the one who answers their prayers. He is Mr. Everything to these kids at Christmas time. They just need to believe. The key to getting your gifts is "believing" in Santa. Millions of kids will be asked this Christmas, "Do you still believe in Santa?"
Here comes Santa Claus!Millions of children worldwide will be asking their Santa for presents. And heres the kicker come Christmas morning they will believe Satan (not again. . . theyre just too much alike. . . I mean. . . Santa) lovingly gave them all their presents. Santa (or Satan. . . take your pick) has replaced God as the gracious giver of gifts and the one who answers their prayers. He is Mr. Everything to these kids at Christmas time. They just need to believe. The key to getting your gifts is "believing" in Santa. Millions of kids will be asked this Christmas, "Do you still believe in Santa?"
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane. . .
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Matthew 21:22Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. Psalm 37:47 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. . . .
11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him? Matthew 7:7-8, 11
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. James 1:17
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The startling fact is, Santa Claus is not the Bishop St. Nicholas
Just a coincident. . . ? Hmmm. . . Thor the "god" of thunder, fire and lightning. Sounds a lot like someone else. . . Like maybe. . . Santa and Satan
Santa researcher, Phyllis Siefker, echoes Renterghems conclusion:
The Lord Jesus warned us in John 10 about those that ". . . entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way [say a chimney]. . ."
Merry Christmas , Santa!!! I hope this is a great Christmas!!!!!!!!
you’re right santa celebrating christmas is very important and i always believe in santa claus and i wish i could visit you at the north pole merry christmas
Dear santa claus how much you have elfsand reindeer
Hi Santa! Thank you for giving me this website, and thank you again for my tablet! I think you are awesome. Is Bernard Honeytree really your head elf?
and i wish you had a very wonderful merry christmas santa
Hi Santa. Thanks for telling me all these. I am so happy that you reply me. Even thought Christmas is over I still want to wish you a merry Christmas!!
hey santa how are you can not wait till christmas,tyler
Everyone knows Santa lives at the North Pole. Brrr. . . Why the north pole? Nobody lives at the North Pole. . . Why did they pick the NORTH Pole? Could it possibly be because someone else lives in the north?
Then he brought me to the door of the gate of the LORD'S house which was toward the north; . . . Ezekiel 8:141 Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised in the city of our God, in the mountain of his holiness.The Lord dwells in "the north, the city of the great King".By the way, remember what Lucifer said in Isaiah 14:13, when he rebelled against God? Remember where he was going to exalt his throne?
2 Beautiful for situation, the joy of the whole earth, is mount Zion, on the sides of the north, the city of the great King. Psalm 48:1-2
12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!Where else would Satan (oops. . . its just too easy to get those two mixed up) Claus be but in the NORTH?
13 For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High. Isaiah 14:12-14
And why not? Why shouldnt they believe in Santa?
Hi Santa, I heard about this website by my cousin. I hope you that u still can grant my wish although Christmas is over. Can I meet you in person? I know that this is very hard… But can I still see you in person? Please?
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